hats off

I would just like to congratulate the guy that was talking on his cell phone while going through the salad bar today at lunch. Seriously, anyone can talk on the phone while driving or doing transactions at the bank and still somewhat convince themselves that they're not being a nuisance, or at the very least, not being really FLIPPING RUDE! But to be able to do it while going through the salad bar, with the line stacking up behind you, and to be that close to the people you're increasingly inconveniencing, and still feign indifference, well that takes true talent.